-> "Slutty"
Original Song Title:
"Lucky"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Slutty"
Parody Written by:
Kayla and Becki
The Lyrics
This is a story about a girl named Slutty.
Early morning, she wakes up
Another boobie size,
Time for padding, water bras,
and a plastic surgeon, too.
Isn't she slutty, this Hollywood Hoe?
And they say....
She's so slutty, she's a whore
But she cry, cry, cries at the dollar store thinkin',
If there's no more boobies in my size,
then why can't they ship them overnight?
Extra padding,
Still need more,
But there's no room left for anymore.
Her boobs are growing,
And she keeps on stuffin',
But tell me--what happens when they pop?
Thinkin...
Isn't she slutty, this Hollywood hoe?
And they say...
She's so slutty, she's a whore,
But she cry, cry, cries at the dollar store thinkin',
If there's no more boobies in my size,
then why can't they ship them overnight?
I-I-Am-A-H-O-E
For best whore.... and the winner is....SLUTTY!!!!!
I-I-Am-A-H-O-E
I'm Roger Dalton for Bob Hues standing outside the arena waiting for Slutty,
oh my God here she comes!
Isn't she slutty, this Hollywood Whore
She is a hooker,
but why does she cry?
If there are no more boobies in her size
Why don't they ship them overnight?
And they say...
She's so slutty, she's a whore
But she cry, cry, cries at the dollar store thinkin',
If there's no more boobies in my size,
then why can't they ship them overnight?
She's so slutty
But she cry, cry, cries at the dollar store thinkin',
If there's no more boobies in my size,
then why can't they ship them overnight?
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