(music starts)
Mmm no, no, no, no, no(twice)

I think I did it again
I tore it right
Destroyed the toilet
Oh momma
And you have to clean
the bathroom when
I get out there

(chorus):
Oops!.I farted again
I blew up the toilet
Made people faint
Just from the smell
Oops!.I think you are mad
That you don't think it's rad
I'll go and clean it up

You see my problem is this
I think that I ate
An old, rotten bean
Oh, momma
And to think what you'll do
I'll just clean it on up
Momma, oh

(reapeat chorus)

(What the Hell!)

(What the hell happened in here!)
(But, mom, I didn't mean to do it)
(I don't care. You clean it up. With your tounge!)

(repeat chorus 2x's)