Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, girl you did it again
Another bad song, just like the last ten
Oh Britney

You thought we didn't know
But that doesn't mean that it didn't show
'Cause to use all your "assets," that is just so typically you
Oh Britney Britney

Oops! What's with this new song?
You're telling us now, but we knew all along
Oh Britney Britney
Oops! The world thinks your loose
And to tell you the truuuuth
I'm not.. all.. that surprised

You see the problem is this
You're scheming away
Wishing your morals, they truly exist
I laugh, hearin you say
"Hey, I'm just a kid.. What harm could I be?" (say be like brit, y'all.. "Ba-aay-yay")

'Cause to tell us you're perfect
That's the best way up to the top
Britney, ohh

Oops! What's with this new song?
You're telling us now, but we knew all along
Oh Britney Britney
Oops! The world thinks your loose
And to tell you the truuuuth
I'm not.. all.. that surprised

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

[a new voice]
"Wake up girl, he didn't."
[Confused Britney]
"Huh?"

Oops! What's.. wrong with this song that you wrote?
We knew.. all along
Oh Britney
Well girl, I really should tell you the truuuuth
I'm not all that surprised