Song Parodies -> "Help Me Take My Implants Out"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me Baby, One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Take My Implants Out"

Parody Written by:

Buffy Taylor

The Lyrics

Oh, booby, booby, I was so proud of you, look at where you got me
Justin from NSYNC, and millions of dollars, too,
But now I must get rid of you
Booby, why you wanna hurt me?
Tell me booby, 'cause I need to make my appointment now

My lower back, is killin' me (ooww!)
My boobs hurt like, you won't believe (you won't believe)
Before I got you I had no pain, now you make me shout
Help me take my implants out

Oh, booby, booby, the reason I scream is you
Damn! Y'all got me cryin'
Oh, booby, booby there's nothing that I wouldn't do
To drain the life out of you
Booby, why you wanna hurt me?
Tell me, booby, 'cause i need to make my appointment now

My lower back, is killin' me (ooww!).
My boobs hurt like, you won't believe (you won't believe).
Before I got you I had no pain, now you make me shout
Help me take my implants out

Oh, booby, booby, I was so proud of you...
But, booby, booby, now I must get rid of you...

I must confess, that my lonliness
Is killing me now
Won't somebody help me please
I'm down on my knees
So please help me out
Help me take my implants out

My lower back, is killin' me (ooww!).
My boobs hurt like, you won't believe (you won't believe).
Before I got you I had no pain, now you make me shout
Help me take my implants out

My lower back, is killin' me (ooww!).
My boobs hurt like, you won't believe (you won't believe).
Before I got you I had no pain, now you make me shout
Help me take my implants out

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