"Never get them," Mom said
How was I to know that they'd hurt so?
My boobs are up ahead,
My ass is down behind,
Where do I start?

And you didn't feel
All the pain that I had
The sillicon in my rear
Did you know, there's lot's of gel down below

CHORUS
From the bottom of my big fake boobs
There's a pain I keep feeling down below
It's not under my ass,
It's just under my boobs
From the nipples to the implants above
From the bottom of my big fake boobs
Even though time will heal all wounds
The pain is hurting me,
I never knew pain,
'Til I got these babies
From the bottom of my big fake boobs

"Lady," I said
"Don't be staring at my boobs like that! You know you want them! Yeah, that's right, something for your hubby, right?! I a little somethin' somethin' for a hard day's work, huh? Well too bad, 'cos you can't have them, baby! HA!"
I need them out
I need these things out of my chest

But you put a dart
through my boobs
lookin' for blood
And all that came out was gel
Now they hurt even more

Repeat CHORUS

Whatever is left
there is no breast-milk
And my breasts were so dear
I wish the doctor was here

Repeat CHORUS

"Your boobs are intact,"
The Doc said
I can look hot again
I got new boobs