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Song Parodies -> "Poop Scoop Boogie"
Original Song Title:
"Boot Scoot Boogie"
Original Performer:
Brooks And Dunn
Parody Song Title:
"Poop Scoop Boogie"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
A song for all you cat lovers out there
Down in the basement there's a kitty litter bag,
A box with a hood, and a welcome mat
The cats come running every night when we clean it all out
We've got crystals, paper, clumping and clay
It's where all the cat folk play, the Poop Scoop Boogie
I got a litter box, I take care of my kitty
When he needs to go, he acts a bit...poopy
I fire up my brand new scoop, and let the toilet run
I go digging in that hideaway, for that lump of clay
Gonna have to excavate, and do the Poop Scoop Boogie
Yeah, heave-hoe, in the bowl, come on baby, let's go poop scoop
Whoa! Smelly cat, fix that, better try a new bag, we're gonna poop scoop
Oh, dig down, scrape around, clean it out, Poop Scoop Boogie!
Cashier asks me, "Say son, what'll it be?"
I want a shot of that Tidy Cat and some catnip for me
The basement's stinkin and it's spreading through the rest of the house!"
They've got liners, shovels, scoopers and rakes--it's all in how you shake
Doing the Poop Scoop Boogie
Yeah, heave-hoe, in the bowl, come on baby, let's go poop scoop
Whoa! Smelly cat, fix that, better try a new bag, we're gonna poop scoop
Oh, dig down, scrape around, clean it out, Poop Scoop Boogie!
A box with a hood, and a welcome mat
The cats come running every night when we clean it all out
We've got crystals, paper, clumping and clay
It's where all the cat folk play, the Poop Scoop Boogie
I got a litter box, I take care of my kitty
When he needs to go, he acts a bit...poopy
I fire up my brand new scoop, and let the toilet run
I go digging in that hideaway, for that lump of clay
Gonna have to excavate, and do the Poop Scoop Boogie
Yeah, heave-hoe, in the bowl, come on baby, let's go poop scoop
Whoa! Smelly cat, fix that, better try a new bag, we're gonna poop scoop
Oh, dig down, scrape around, clean it out, Poop Scoop Boogie!
Cashier asks me, "Say son, what'll it be?"
I want a shot of that Tidy Cat and some catnip for me
The basement's stinkin and it's spreading through the rest of the house!"
They've got liners, shovels, scoopers and rakes--it's all in how you shake
Doing the Poop Scoop Boogie
Yeah, heave-hoe, in the bowl, come on baby, let's go poop scoop
Whoa! Smelly cat, fix that, better try a new bag, we're gonna poop scoop
Oh, dig down, scrape around, clean it out, Poop Scoop Boogie!
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Extremely funny. I have 2 cats, very accurate.
, poop tastes good
Amasha, get a life.
Very Very Funny.I Laghed My Head Off
We've got six, Jeff, all rescue-mutts or butt-ins, love 'em all! And I loved this parody, great job! 5 scratches times 3! Just one thing, why did you go with poop scoop instead of poop scoopin? (Not that it doesn't work just fine that way). Btw, if you have time, I wrote a kitter farce, too, entitled "(Who, Who, Who) Dropped that Log on the Floor?" Again, great work, Jeff, gonna read more of yours!
Rod, good catch on the title, I wrote this when I was just starting to get into country music (thanks to my wife), and simply missed the "scoopin" instead of "scoop". I only have two cats (both from shelters), but volunteer at a shelter to get my fix of cats. I'll take a look at yours too! BTW, there is a recording of this one: http://www.ogterps.com/songWavs/poop.wav
all i gotta say is GREAT!!!
Thank you Chris!
I thought it was funny.. 5's!
(ABC) I liked another semi-parody I heard, "Butt Scootin' Doggie", a little better. This one's "aiiight", as Randy Jackson would say.
(ABC) Funny!
(P) Since I'm connecting at a whopping 26.4 kps right now the .wav file played very choppy and was unlistenable, though I do remember TOS pretty well. Cleaning the litterbox might actually be fun now after reading this.
Agrimorfee, I actually have Butt Scootin Doggie on CD, funny song! Came across it well after I wrote this (for whatever that's worth)
(ABC05) that recording is downright hilarious Jeff - that should be released - LMAO - 555
(ABC) Heh heh aaaaAAAAHHHHCHOO !! (I'm allergic to some cats)
Stu: Thank you!
Johnny: Bless you! I'm allergic to cats as well...that's why I only have two of them.
Johnny: Bless you! I'm allergic to cats as well...that's why I only have two of them.
(ABC) Loved the recording Jeff, even though thru my dial-up it took 1/2 hour to listen to. 555
(ABC) Well written, Jeff. You must be feline pretty grumpy with all those darn cats!
(ABC05) Great job on the recording, Jeff. This is a funny one. 555
ABC--well, I am just as tickled with this as I can be...EXCELLENT job, Jeff! Totally made me LOL!
A country song about a litter box, now I think I've seen everything! Probably not, but great job on a highly original topic. An old one by you I can tell, but it still very amusing.
(Ages2) An oldie but quite a goodie. Loved the 'he acts a bit...poopy' line. Great jorb!
AGES...hee hee...it's a classic, Jeff...and makes me wrinkle my nose a little bit. Contrary to what I claim in my own entry this round, I DO like cats...(though I like dogs more...)...but I'll leave the poop scoop duty to you. =)
Not a laugh riot, but so sweet, so cute, and so much fun! 5-5-5 and a coupon for Tidy Cat!
great song on a touchy subject 5's from me
That was very . . .I can't say cute. . .I mean, it's not cute, but very funny parody, and the original song so sounds like that's what it's about anyway, loved the little video you put together for it too.
Let's see....
Posted in 2002 and still comp worthy. And, 918 views. I guess this one just resonates with something we all can relate to.
Great job.
Loved the video !!!
Posted in 2002 and still comp worthy. And, 918 views. I guess this one just resonates with something we all can relate to.
Great job.
Loved the video !!!
glad this got so much attention. Cats are very useless creatures. Well done, Jeff. Good use of your poop scoop.
SMELLY CAT! You said the secret word. You win three fives and I promise to print this out and show it to my friends.
Hey there TidyCAT man, this is Cool SirJeff ! . . . reminds me of JohnnyC's TidyBowl man .
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