A slip of the tongue can bring problems to some fellows
Under the sheets the wrong name you bellow
You seem like a clown now… (Chick just frowns)
You’re turning red while your naked
It’s time to try Murmurs!!! Enunciated!

If you’re getting the cold shoulder sounding like a weirdo (Oh man!)
You’re set if you speak just like that Marlon Brando (Say what?)
Put cotton balls inside your mouth, dude (Then talk now)
His fame isn’t that underrated
You’ll make the scene with Murmurs… Enunciated!
Speeches have them hooked with Murmurs… Enunciated!

(Guitar solo)

Cause those pick up lines are magic even if you call them “Sleazy turd”
Those women think you’re sweet, can’t recognize a single word
No matter what you say people don’t find you much stranger
Voice is muffled when you speak, degraded vocals come from you
Absurd, It’s true

You learned to sound profound and your lines are plain gold (Shakespeare)
A Charles Dickens book they think they’ve all been told (Oh yeah)
Impediment you have makes you a become famous tour guide
They won’t ask you to repeat they think you have a brilliant mind
Don't understand a single phrase but you’re the speaker of our time
You sound like George Bush when you’re unaided
That’s why you spit murmurs… Enunciated!

Enunciated
Every turn of phrase now
Murmurs Enunciated
Is that Chinese?
Murmurs Enunciated
Like Kenny* your words are murmurs… Enunciated!