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Song Parodies -> "Groped by the TSA"
Original Song Title:
"Born in the U.S.A."
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bruce Springsteen
Parody Song Title:
"Groped by the TSA"
Parody Written by:
SuperBuckJames
The Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrcKMcJ8VdQ
Groped by the TSA
Bought a ticket tryin to leave my town
Next thing happened never left the ground
Big sis started feelin me up
Then she lied like a rug and try and cover it up
Groped by the T.S.A.
Groped by the T.S.A.
Groped by the T.S.A.
Groped by the T.S.A.
Got in a little airport jam
Opted out of the x-ray scan
Put me in a spread eagle stance
Then they put their hands right down into my pants
(chorus)
A pretty girly was there in line with me
They said: “Please miss step over here with me”
“Your naked image never be released”
Please opt out so I can cop a feel
(chorus)
Down in the shadow of my cavity
Reachin down to my prosthetic knee
All I gotta do is give up my Rights
Just so I can get a chance to make my flight
(chorus)
Bought a ticket tryin to leave my town
Next thing happened never left the ground
Big sis started feelin me up
Then she lied like a rug and try and cover it up
Groped by the T.S.A.
Groped by the T.S.A.
Groped by the T.S.A.
Groped by the T.S.A.
Got in a little airport jam
Opted out of the x-ray scan
Put me in a spread eagle stance
Then they put their hands right down into my pants
(chorus)
A pretty girly was there in line with me
They said: “Please miss step over here with me”
“Your naked image never be released”
Please opt out so I can cop a feel
(chorus)
Down in the shadow of my cavity
Reachin down to my prosthetic knee
All I gotta do is give up my Rights
Just so I can get a chance to make my flight
(chorus)
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