-> "Why Do You Still Love Trumpy?"
Original Song Title:
"Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Why Do You Still Love Trumpy?"
The Lyrics
And so you
Love that Trumpy
He understands that
You gotta know
He's using you
To pay his bills
And cover costs
No he won't win
Ruins the party
Then when you
Find yourself voting for him the tenth time
I wonder why you really love that Trumpy
When you back that Trumpy
You must know you're backing a loser
When you back that Trumpy
You think it's 8 years ago
'cause he needs those donors
He spends all his time in court forever
So tell me why you really
Absolutely really love that Trumpy?
You're just backing a loser
There were options
But you pick the controversial one
Who has lost before
As well as midterms
With candidates that he has backed
And when you
Still delude yourself
To think he could win
You know your brain has turned to mushy
When you go for Trumpy
You'll vote for him the rest of his life
When you go for Trumpy
Keep wondering why you lose
No, You need somebody
Who could win a general election
But no he keeps on running
And so then you back again ol' Trumpy
Oh
People don't like him
Not about
Who you like anymore
About who could win
You need Independents
To make the break for you
But your brain has turned into mushy, yeah
Then when he's
older next time
And you still vote for him
There's no hope for you anymore
No he's not like Nixon
He's incapable of coming back
Adlai Stevenson
Would be someone comparable
If kept done, the party
Has no power and then dissolves itself
So is it really worth it
To always forever back that Trumpy?
Ignore the stuff he says
Vote for someone else in primary
For all the Independents
And the country, stop backing Trumpy
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