-> "Everything I Blew"
Original Song Title:
"Everything I Do"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everything I Blew"
The Lyrics
Just to clarify - make you see,
What you've done to me.
Searched the mall - hit the stores,
And since I wound up broke, you'll shop no more.
Don't tell me it's worth bankruptcy.
You've exploited my generosity.
You know it's true,
Everything I blew - I blew it for you.
Take my credit card - you will find,
There's nothin' I can charge.
Nothing left to give - 'cept my life,
I have given all - You've been livin' large.
Don't tell me bounce another check
Don't tighten this noose 'round my neck
You know it's true,
Everything I blew - I blew it for you.
There's no cash - like hard cash.
You've been buyin' more and more trash.
There's no bucks - you say it sucks.
Well good luck - I won't pay.
Oh - you can't tell me you'll be nice to me.
Just for one more gigantic shopping spree,
I won't steal for you - skip a meal for you.
Not willing to - file Chapter 13 for you.
You know it's true.
Everything I blew - I blew it for you.
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