Stop breaking your readers
And stop biting your wrist
It's getting very childish
That it needs to stop at any minute

No, no, you can't go back
To the 1990s
Back when you were a kid
And biting was actually good
But what about the readers
We kept them safe back then
But none of this breaking thing
That's so old

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed
I'm not allowed

Oh
I'm not allowed

Stop sending silly messages
To people you don't know on Facebook
It's like Twitter
Or that site Instagram
Am I spoiling a good weekend
Cos you've broken your readers
Oh, it's a bit MOR
Isn't it not

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

But baby, ice got cold in the snow
I've got 'Informer' playing on my VCR
But what's a licky licky boom boom down
But don't believe the hype cos I'm not 91

Dam you all sick Japanese American dicks
That do it to me every time
I've got 'Informer' playing on my VCR
Next minute it's 'Possum Kingdom'

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed (x7)

It's like Angel Long fiddling about with Elton

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed

I'm not allowed (x9)

Well, there's your time up, I'm afraid
Cos you've quoted Terry Christian at me