-> "Slytherine"
Original Song Title:
"Glycerine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Slytherine"
The Lyrics
Hope for your house, be brave of the mouse
Where you will go, there's no need to know
You will be there, in the house that's declared
Everybody wonders where
If you are disturbed, well, you got the nerve
If you go there you will serve
But you must remember that
It's all up to the Sorting Hat
And the Hat says you'll join...
Slytherin
Slytherin
In Hufflepuff, you do not belong
Gryffindor is not for the truly strong
In Ravenclaw, you do not get real
You must rule with fists of steel
Treat Muggles well, you do not belong
Thus our pureblood makes us strong
And the Hat says you'll join...
Don't go easy on anyone
You must use the spells dark
Do you wear the mark?
Not afraid of the great white shark
Slytherin
Slytherin
And the Hat says you'll join
Slytherin
And the Hat says you'll join...
Slytherin, Slytherin
Slytherin, Slytherin
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra
Power lies within...
Do not deny
Your power is here
Be a god by seventh year
Unstopab-ble
Destroy the Mug-gles
Thus we love making trou-ble
And the Hat says you'll join...
We don't go easy on anyone...
Slytherin
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.