-> "Existence"
Original Song Title:
"The Distance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Existence"
The Lyrics
Relentlessly crouched...at the outer fence.
Nervous, kneeling, and feeling real tense.
The spotlight passes, I grit my teeth.
Laying and praying, I crawl underneath.
I quickly ran over and entered the base.
Saw flying ships from deep outer space.
Silver and silent, they glide through the air.
They started their descent, and landed with care.
As I watch the excitement, I heard a sound.
Alarm went off, and they're chasing me down.
Paranoia is present inside of my head.
Still whirring and stirring my mind as I fled.
The tackled me low and I'm finally caught.
And as I'm down, somebody gave me a shot.
Now I'm dreary and weary, and closing my eyes.
And thinking of someway to expose their lies.
I'll prove their existence.
I'll prove they are here.
They're aliens (aliens) aliens
from the fin-al frontier.
Because I'm sneaking and seeking to obtain the truth.
Their flying, denying and lying is uncouth.
I'll prove their existence........
No talking. No freedom. No friendship. No way.
They're holding me captive till I'm old and gray.
Keep making outbreaks of hate and decree.
The secret, they'll keep it a conspiracy.
But this time, I'm persistent on leaving the base.
I'm making a plan to escape from this place.
Cause I'm aiming and claiming on making it known.
You'll see me on TV and ET won't phone home.
I yelled to the guard, said I see a bright light.
And then he came, filling me up with delight.
So I fought him, and brought him down onto his knees.
I'm grabbing his weapon and his set of keys.
Cause I'll prove their existence.
I'll prove they are real.
They're aliens (aliens) aliens
That I will soon reveal.
Because I'm sneaking and seeking to proclaim the truth.
Their flying, denying and lying is uncouth.
Because I'm sneaking and seeking to proclaim the truth.
Their flying, denying and lying is uncouth.
I'll prove their existence.
I'll prove they have come.
I'll need some assistance.
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