When shopping I'll slouch at a discount price
Outta money bought funky "OLD SPIKES"
Use "ARM & HATCHET" baking soda
"Hammer" is glamour, Slurp "POPSI" cola
This crap is manure, Not breaking the bank
Don't need "OAKLEYS" glass, These "FOAKLEYS" are swank
"CUGGI's" in style got my wife a purse
It's straps might be broken but it could get worse
The package is in Engrish: "Bag gives no frowns"
A bad knockoff but it won't cost a crown
Now my children need playthings get them: "SPECIALMAN"
It's crappy and snapping and straight from Japan
A "TITANIC-BOT" or perhaps "ROBERT COP"
It's low on dough just spending change when I shop
And for pennies it's plenty, Won't whine when it bursts
I can't get an iPhone but the "yPhone" still works

You can't tell the difference
I'm shopping but cheap
Might b*tch and moan (b*tch and moan)
B*tch and moan
For Easter bought "PLEEPS"
Brands they're replacing, I'm praising since I am dirt poor
Not pricy but dicey when raiding dollar stores
You can't tell the difference

Yah!

My "SHARPIES" are "SKERPLES", My "TRIX" are now "PRANKS"
I've hunted for bargains and chomp "BULL PORK FRANKS"
"LITTLE DERPIE" cupcakes cause gas like Ex-Lax
Inhale them, On sale man with "MOUNTAIN DOO" packs
Spending dimes and surviving on minimum wage
"CRUST" toothpaste is slime and my dentist will rage
Cash I'm saving when craving "OREOS" are rare
When spending's unending these "CREAM BETWEENS" I'll snare
My pay has gone down but my bills have gone up
Even hobos refuse to dine on this junk
But I'm needy and greedy with pockets of dust
My car is a lemon: A "BOOICK" with rust

But you can't tell the difference
These books that I read
The "STARVING GAMES" ("STARVING GAMES")
"STARVING GAMES"
Is the knock-off breed
Coupons I'm cutting when strutting with "NYKES" I sport
I'm bumming and slumming while all the yuppies snort
Brand naming is wasting, Can't wear those "GAP" shorts
Seems crazy "OLD GRAVY" is much more of my sort
You can't tell the difference
I'm shopping but cheap
You can't tell the difference