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Song Parodies -> "Weak And Gay"
Original Song Title:
"Big And Loud (parts I and II)"
Original Performer:
Cats Don’t Dance OST
Parody Song Title:
"Weak And Gay"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
Valentina Gómez is a Republican candidate for Missouri Secretary of State, who has become nationally infamous for a campaign video of herself jogging through a neighborhood while saying “In America, you can be anything you want to be, so don’t be weak and gay”. She has also used the phrase “weak and gay” to describe the Biden administration. She’s an immigrant from Colombia, so maybe she’s overcompensating for her own background (which wouldn’t ordinarily endear her to a lot of MAGA types)
PART 1:
I've seen 'em come, and I've seen 'em go
There's one thing that I know
You gotta give the Trump base what they want
Or you might as well vote for Sleepy Joe…seph Biden
So don’t be weak, and don’t be gay
But say everybody else is
MAGA candidates, listen to me
You can be really dumb, but you should never be
Weak and gay, weak and gay
To prove that you’re not that way
Call Dems weak and gay!
PART 2:
I didn’t come to the USA
To hear them say that my back was wet
No man or chick or MAGA troll or Trumper
Is going to stop me yet
Well they can act like bigots
They all can spew their hate
But I’m gonna go outdo ‘em
Then they’re gonna think I’m so great
Weak and gay
I’ll call ‘em all weak and gay
Then they’ll know, they’re really know
They will know I’m not weak
They will know I’m not gay
They will know I’m not weak and gay!
I've seen 'em come, and I've seen 'em go
There's one thing that I know
You gotta give the Trump base what they want
Or you might as well vote for Sleepy Joe…seph Biden
So don’t be weak, and don’t be gay
But say everybody else is
MAGA candidates, listen to me
You can be really dumb, but you should never be
Weak and gay, weak and gay
To prove that you’re not that way
Call Dems weak and gay!
PART 2:
I didn’t come to the USA
To hear them say that my back was wet
No man or chick or MAGA troll or Trumper
Is going to stop me yet
Well they can act like bigots
They all can spew their hate
But I’m gonna go outdo ‘em
Then they’re gonna think I’m so great
Weak and gay
I’ll call ‘em all weak and gay
Then they’ll know, they’re really know
They will know I’m not weak
They will know I’m not gay
They will know I’m not weak and gay!
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