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Song Parodies -> "Cavities"
Original Song Title:
"Finally"
(MP3)Original Performer:
CeCe Peniston
Parody Song Title:
"Cavities"
Parody Written by:
LPG-Unit
The Lyrics
While most people view the original song as a rather campy gay anthem after it was featured in "Priscilla: Queen of the Desert", Filipinos pretty much turned it into a similarly campy lipsync meme following an earworm laundry detergent commercial with altered lyrics to promote the soap. 'Twas kinda annoying but it seems lulzy enough to do a parody in response. In my case, it's all about oral health. ;)
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
And I just cannot hide it
VERSE 1:
Went to Dr. Wright, tooth guy down the street
He asked "Please open your mouth..."
"...it smells like dead meat!"
With sugary treats, and lax care for me
No wonder I am subject to much scorn and mockery
BRIDGE:
Cavities, this is so wrong
My oral hygene habits
The stench is too strong
Like Pepe Le Pew, no doubt my friends are just few
I need Dr. Rabbit!
CHORUS:
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
Even Colgate can't bright it
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
And I just cannot hide it
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
Even Colgate can't bright it
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
And I just cannot hide it
VERSE 2:
And then there came a time
I need to get this done
To have my halitosis gone so I wouldn't be shunned
I'd gargle all day long
My choppers bright as pearls
Hope this Topol's worth it, for this poor ol' pretty girl
(repeat bridge)
(repeat chorus)
Oh there's so much decay
And I just cannot hide it
VERSE 1:
Went to Dr. Wright, tooth guy down the street
He asked "Please open your mouth..."
"...it smells like dead meat!"
With sugary treats, and lax care for me
No wonder I am subject to much scorn and mockery
BRIDGE:
Cavities, this is so wrong
My oral hygene habits
The stench is too strong
Like Pepe Le Pew, no doubt my friends are just few
I need Dr. Rabbit!
CHORUS:
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
Even Colgate can't bright it
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
And I just cannot hide it
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
Even Colgate can't bright it
Cavities, they are plaguing my teeth
Oh there's so much decay
And I just cannot hide it
VERSE 2:
And then there came a time
I need to get this done
To have my halitosis gone so I wouldn't be shunned
I'd gargle all day long
My choppers bright as pearls
Hope this Topol's worth it, for this poor ol' pretty girl
(repeat bridge)
(repeat chorus)
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