Every Christmas Eve
Santa goes down. Your ch-i-i-i-mney
And this is how I know cues the Milk and Cookies are a-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l gone

Flying far across the Alantic
lead by Duner and Bl-e-e-e-e-tson
You have to sleep while Santa swoops down.

N-e-e-e-e-ev-e-e-e-e-r to far, wherever you a-r-r-r-r-re
I still can't believe the fat he will put o-o-o-n
he says "what's one more cookie for the road!"
Oh, you're gonna have a heart-attack
If you see the fat he c-a-a-a-a-n put on and on

Luch for us is just one time
for him it could fell like a l-i-i-i-i-i-i-fe-time
And he'll never stop till it's a-l-l-l-l-l-l gone

Lunch ended way past t-o-o-o-o-o-w
Only one time an Elve told him
" my gosh, when we'll you go on that diet,
you always talk about go o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n "

N-e-e-e-e-ev-e-e-e-e-r to far, wherever you a-r-r-r-r-re
I still can't believe the fat he puts o-o-o-o-n
he says "what's one more cookie for the road!"

Oh, you're gonna have a heart-attack
If you see the fat he c-a-a-a-a-n put on and o-o-o-o-n





To him,
There is some chocolate cake that will not
go away

You can't see, but only Santa's fat Is what I f-e-e-e-ar,
And I kn-o-o-o-o-w that my heart will have an attack, cuse
He'll stay forever this w-a-a-a-y
You not safe at the North Pole tod-a-a-a-y,
if
Santa keeps eating this w-a-a-a-y!!
And I still can't believe the fat he can put
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n and o-o-o-o-o-o-n