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Song Parodies -> "Infection of the Yeast"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson

Parody Song Title:

"Infection of the Yeast"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

She offered a good time
I met her in the street
Took her to my friends
Then somebody bends
for an expected fee

smells a little strange
Strong to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Infection of the yeast

Isn’t it a shame
What a big surprise
She washed the night before, Really? Are you sure? That’s just a bunch of lies
(Oh, no, no, no)
Isn’t it a dread?
Its burning and its red
Never seen this before
Now I’m just unsure
As to how the bread will rise
(Oh, no, no)

Smells like fishy slime (ooh, no, no)
Tuna old and strong
Bittersweet and strange
eating cottage cheese
Learning what was wrong

Certain as the bread
Certain as the beer
Rising from the yeast
Tail is old and grime
pair it with some wine
Infection of the yeast

Tail is old and grime
pair it with some wine
Infection of the yeast

(Oh, no, no-no)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh, nooo, nooo)
Infection of the yeast

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Cheech & Chong - December 19, 2022 - Report this comment
One Summer night I'm a goin' for tortilla;
Mexican village, met a girl named Juanita;
Stupid ol' me: I forgot to wrap my wiena!
Hey, gonorrhea!

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