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Song Parodies -> "Don't Buy Their CD's"
Original Song Title:
"Beauty And The Beast"
Original Performer:
Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson/Jump 5
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Buy Their CD's"
Parody Written by:
D-Boz
The Lyrics
Celine and Peabo telling Jump 5 to stay off their song!
Tell me it's not real
True it sure can't be
Covers can be good
But these kids, they should leave this song alone
Just one big mistake
One I can't forgive
Oh, it makes me scared
I hear it in my head
Don't buy their CDs
Not good for my ears
Not a good surprise
The way it was before
Better sound for sure
Than their awful cries
Such a classic tune
They tore it apart
Horrible and bad
It's all really sad
Truly breaks my heart
Tell them how it is
True songs never die
Messing with our song
Is nothing but plain wrong
Don't buy their CD's
True it sure can't be
Covers can be good
But these kids, they should leave this song alone
Just one big mistake
One I can't forgive
Oh, it makes me scared
I hear it in my head
Don't buy their CDs
Not good for my ears
Not a good surprise
The way it was before
Better sound for sure
Than their awful cries
Such a classic tune
They tore it apart
Horrible and bad
It's all really sad
Truly breaks my heart
Tell them how it is
True songs never die
Messing with our song
Is nothing but plain wrong
Don't buy their CD's
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Yeah, that Disney Mania CD sucks. Too bad a younger sibling who doesn't know better had to allow it into my home and earshot.
I kinda liked disney mania, but Hilary Duff, frankly, should just stick to being an actress. My mom hates the tiki song so much, she was yelling at hilary duff. Also, the "someday my prince will come" is pretty pathetic as well.
Yeah! I agree with youse chicks!!!! The only good Disney soundtracks were "A whole New World" from Aladin & "Can you feel the love tonight" by Elton John, from The Lion King!!!!!!!!!! I Luuuuuurrrrrrve Elton John!!!!!! Sigh!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
its shit jump 5 r gr8 the havent messed the old 1 this is a diffrent funky version even tho i do love the old 1 thank you for your time and co-operatin kez xxxxxxxxxx
I think that the people who are making harsh remarks about the cd because they are probably people (mostly adults) can't see through the eyes and children. They probably don't like it because some of the songs have different tunes to the original songs. For example, one of my favotrite songs Siamese Cats from Halie and Hilary Duff. They used a different kind of tune for the song so it would fit in the present.
That song sucks. Man if you hate them so much don't write a song about them if you can't even make to lines make any meaning. Thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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