Tuesday night at my local bar,
Don't play sports but I'm my team's star.
Stroke our chins and our heads we'll scratch -
It's our weekly trivia match.
It's a formal league of a hundred teams or more.
Some play thrice a week to improve their playoff score.

Triv League Tuesday - What Frenchman wrote Clair de Lune"?
Triv League Tuesday - What band did "Dark Side Of The Moon"?
Triv League Tuesday - What brand's the top-selling beer?
Triv League Tuesday - What comp'ny made the Cavalier?
Chervolet!

There'll be questions on lots of sports,
T.V., movies, exotic ports,
Science, history, and new slang words,
Current hits - not just for nerds.
For it it not enough - to excel in geography.
To be up to snuff - better know the cast of "Glee"!
Triv League Tuesday - Who was the fifth president?
Triv League Tuesday - What's the third-largest continent?

Who's the best-selling rapper?
In baseball what's a "gapper"?
What is an army "sapper"?

What's guano?
Where's Dwayne Wade play?
What year was the first
Arbor Day?
What now is the name
Of old Siam?
In a computer
What is RAM?

What city will host Twenty-sixteen's Summer Games?
What did Nero do when his city was in flames?

Triv League Tuesday - Who fights the Lord Voldemort?
Triv League Tuesday - What's the length of a tennis court?
Triv league Tuesday - What shade's the first Post-It Note?
Triv League Tuesday - What's the name for a baby goat?

If lots of things you're knowing,
They've prizes for top showing.
Finals - two grand and growing!

(Spoken:) I think we're about ready to answer some questions!