Christmas here in the Fifteenth State!
There is nothin' that's half as great.
Happy hearts and a gap-toothed smile,
It's the season Commonwealth style.
Ev'ry hill and town is awash in Yuletide cheer.
Don't take our lights down.! Yeah we leave them up all year.
Bluegrass Christmas! Santa's landed on our tin roof.
Bluegrass Christmas! Our bourbon punch is a hundred proof!
Bluegrass Christmas! Although it's twenty below
Bluegrass Christmas! Let's write our names in the snow!
Go, Daddy!

From Paducah to Louisville
Folks are feeling the Arctic chill.
All are digging this winter scene
From Lexington to Bowling Green.
What a time is had! It's a blessing for the soul.
Hope y'all have been bad, 'cause we need to sell more coal.
Bluegrass Christmas! Snow on the outhouse tonight.
Bluegrass Christmas! Hope your butt doesn't get frostbite.

It's Yuletide in Kentucky!
And 'though the cold is sucky,
It beats Ohio, bucky!

Tarnation!
Dadgummit too!
Watch out! Your cousin's -
Stalking you!
Sit a spell.
Sit down "rat cheer".
It's almost Christmas.
Have a beer!

Merry Christmas, friend! Don't you let the season pass.
Because if you do, we will open some "whoop *ss"!

Bluegrass Christmas! We gotta root for U.K.!
Bluegrass Christmas! Wouldn't have it any other way.
Bluegrass Christmas! Don't you dare mention Duke!
Bluegrass Christmas! If you do then I'm gonna puke!

It's Christmas, you hillbilly!
It's gonna be a dilly!
Although it's downright chily!

(Spoken) I think I'm about ready to celebrate now!