Song Parodies -> "Poop Chute Riot"

Original Song Title:

"Zoot Suit Riot"

Original Performer:

"Poop Chute Riot"

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The Lyrics

It's been said the only certainties in life are death and taxes....and bodily function parodies.

What's that shiverin' in the knees?
I try walkin' and only weave
Cramps and pains and sphincter strain
Shoes skedaddle! Find a drain

What'd I eat today?
Just a crusty Egg McMuff'
And a cheap buffet
Called "The Devils Tex-Mex Trough"

Poop chute riot (riot)
Hold back a river arrear
Poop chute riot (riot)
Need a stint on the cold white chair

Poop chute riot (riot)
Pressure's gettin' severe
Poop chute riot (riot)
Got doodie flood control back there
Woe Daddy!

A quick trip transit through brown eye land
Afraid that happens with chablis and Spam
Taco bars and hot dog stands
Pre-ordain disaster plans

Fast food calls my name
Man my colon hates that stuff
Just can't stay away
'Cause they're pushers, true enough

Poop chute riot (riot)
Two double cheeseburgers here
Poop chute riot (riot)
Need to go hang it off a pier

Don't need a poop chute riot
Don't need a poop chute riot
Don't need a poop chute riot

(random jibberish)

Ohhhhh
Jail doors begin to shake
And I want to swing 'em shut
It's a prison break
Like Attica of the butt

Poop chute riot (riot)
Fish sticks, corn dog and beer
Poop chute riot (riot)
I've got a shotgun derierre

Poop chute riot (riot)
A different one than Richard Geres
Poop chute riot (riot)
I'm a porcelain bombadier

I need a dried fruit diet
Been banned from the Hyatt
Bedpan pants! I'd buy it

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Below Average Dave - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh man. . .just when I thought the poop parodies are done, I start a whole new riot. In all honesty, this was pretty funny and not overly graphic, good luck with the anti-poop crowd that no doubt will slaughter it later though.

Agrimorfee - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh yeah, this was funny! Just don't make a habit of it...(Dave, Poop parodies are like death and taxes...)

renaldo - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks for the fives guys. My first and last poop parody. It's out of my system now (so to speak)

John Barry - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

'Poop Chute': five it.

renaldo - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks John.

Red Ant - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Excellent work, renaldo. I take it this isn't your first parody... great rhymes and thanks for including the backing vocals in the choruses. The last chorus and the three lines after it were the funniest - what a way to (rear) end the parody! 555.

Jonathan S. - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

(cue dramatic music) I'm baaaa-ack! And, yes, Dave 'ol boy, I did give this a less-than-fives vote: 523 to be exact. Granted, it's not as hellish as poomaster's work, but I never really got into scatological humor. (Maybe the occassional fart joke, though...) [Hey! The security code is VH7! Is that a new cable channel?]

renaldo - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Red Ant. Much appreciated. Thank you too Jonathan, even though it got (bed)panned.

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