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Song Parodies -> "Water Polo Man"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
Original Performer:
Chris Isaak Version
Parody Song Title:
"Water Polo Man"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
belinda was mine, till the time that I drowned her,
jumped right in, couldn't swim,
shoe came along, she swam strong, that's what I thought
second half, she was baffed
don't know if will, but until I can find me,
horse that can swim, jump right in not malign me,
I'll be what I am water polo man water polo man
had it to here bein wet on my ponies
this sure sucks, rubber ducks
I'm sure it's been done having one horse surviving,
rider's tool in the pool
don't know if will, but until I can find me,
horse that can swim, jump right in not malign me,
I'll be what I am water polo man water polo man
jumped right in, couldn't swim,
shoe came along, she swam strong, that's what I thought
second half, she was baffed
don't know if will, but until I can find me,
horse that can swim, jump right in not malign me,
I'll be what I am water polo man water polo man
had it to here bein wet on my ponies
this sure sucks, rubber ducks
I'm sure it's been done having one horse surviving,
rider's tool in the pool
don't know if will, but until I can find me,
horse that can swim, jump right in not malign me,
I'll be what I am water polo man water polo man
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Malcolm - this gives another dimension to the old Western saying "Rode hard and put away wet". Don't know if that phrase is used in your neck of the woods (or anywhere, anymore....???)...5's
If this were an Olympic event, I'd vote 5-5-5.
Try a Sea Horse next time, Captain Nemo. 5-5-5
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