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Song Parodies -> "Pooing the Wheat Away"
Original Song Title:
"Tubthumping"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chumbawamba
Parody Song Title:
"Pooing the Wheat Away"
Parody Written by:
Hamster Kebab Star
The Lyrics
He'll be crapping
When he's eating
He's ring will be stingin
He gets it down
But he's forgot his diet
You're never going to keep that wheat in
Pooing the wheat away
Pooing the wheat away
He eats a loaf of bread
He drinks some eggnog
He eats some scones
He drinks some beer
He remembers he should have stuck to the diet
Here come good times
He sits on the toilet, KABOOM
Adrian blows up
'Oh dear god
my diet
my diet
He gets knocked down
By the smell of it
The toilet explosion heard for miles around
Pooing the wheat away
Pooing the wheat away
He eats a slice of toast
He drinks a pint
He eats some noodles
He drinks a guiness
He explodes on the toilet
Oh noooo I forgot my diet
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:
Don't breathe in
My ring is stinginggggg
He gets knocked down
By the smell of it
He's never going to forget it
His ring is stinging
He's not winning
Adrian explodes
When he's eating
He's ring will be stingin
He gets it down
But he's forgot his diet
You're never going to keep that wheat in
Pooing the wheat away
Pooing the wheat away
He eats a loaf of bread
He drinks some eggnog
He eats some scones
He drinks some beer
He remembers he should have stuck to the diet
Here come good times
He sits on the toilet, KABOOM
Adrian blows up
'Oh dear god
my diet
my diet
He gets knocked down
By the smell of it
The toilet explosion heard for miles around
Pooing the wheat away
Pooing the wheat away
He eats a slice of toast
He drinks a pint
He eats some noodles
He drinks a guiness
He explodes on the toilet
Oh noooo I forgot my diet
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:
Don't breathe in
My ring is stinginggggg
He gets knocked down
By the smell of it
He's never going to forget it
His ring is stinging
He's not winning
Adrian explodes
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I always like toilet humor. I used to say the spoken part a lot in high school, people would ask me to do that. This title would've gone better with Throwing It All Away by Genesis, but this was good too. 5's
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