Song Parodies -> "Trumpthumping (By Trumpawhompya)"

Original Song Title:

"Tubthumping"

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"Trumpthumping (By Trumpawhompya)"

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The Lyrics

From the never-to-be-released film celebrating the 2016 Election, "The Color Orange" ........ "More than anything Don want vindication. I'm not saying Don is arrogant; he jes' wanna restore a great thing. I think it pisses Don off when you see the color orange in the fall and not notice. Everyone jes' wanna love America. Us work and pay taxes and raise families, and then we vote; jes wanna make America great again. Look at them proggs making death threats to electors. Notice how libs do everything we do to make their point; except use any kind of reason or logic whatsoever (all giggle) .... Oh Miss Coultie, I feels like singin' ....."

We'll be singin, 'cause we're winning
We'll be singin ....

We get mocked down, but we get up again
You're never gonna keep us down
We get mocked down, and we're fed up again
You're never gonna keep us down
We get mocked down, but we dont give a damn
You're never gonna keep us down
We get mocked down, but we erupt again
You're never gonna keep us down

(Pissing the Times away, pissing the Times away

We dis the Schiff-ey punk
We dis the Maher punk
We dis the Colbert punk
We dis the Schumer (#nt
We dis the proggs that malign as the worst kind
Dismiss the pols who assign us to the back line

(Oh Donny boy, Donny boy)

We get mocked down, by leftie punks again
You're never gonna keep us down
We get mocked down, by fat comediennes
You're never gonna keep us down
We get knocked down, by weasel Bushie men
You're never gonna keep us down
We get knocked down, but Hill's corrupt again
You're never gonna keep us down

(Pissing the lefties off, pissing the lefties off)

We dis the Stewart punk
We dis the Maher punk
We dis the Lena dump
We dis the Miley (#nt
We dis the proggs that revile as the worst kind
Dismiss the pols that assign us to the back line

(Go cry your tears, libtard neighbor)

We get mocked down, now we got Michigan
You're never gonna live it down
We get mocked down, but Keystone's red again
You're never gonna live it down
We get mocked down, but Dems are Trumped again
You're never gonna live it down
We get mocked down, but now he's President
You're never gonna live it down

We get mocked down, but we kept House again
You're never gonna live it down
We get mocked down, but Senate's in our hands
You're never gonna live it down
We get mocked down, now Hillie's schlonged again
You're never gonna live it down
We get mocked down, now Megyn needs a friend
You're never gonna keep us down

We get mocked down (Pissing the Times away) but we get up again
You're never gonna keep us down
We get mocked down (Pissing the Times away) so we're fed up again
You're never gonna keep us down
We get mocked down, (Pissing the Times) but we erupt again
You're never gonna keep us down
We get mocked down, but my back's flared up again*
So I think I'm gonna wind this down

We get mocked down ...

*(Seriously, my back's killing me)

BTW, this song was the last dance song at last night's Delpora-ball ....... And yes, there actually was a movie called "The Color Orange" in the works, but the deal fell thru when Meryl Streep, who was going to play Ann Coulter, pulled out at the last moment

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Electorate - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment

A well-crafted parody. But gotta pass on voting. Sorry.

Rob Arndt - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment

Any easy 555! Liked your disses but I would have used Wasserman Schultz, Warren, Pelosi, Podesta, and HC herself!

Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment

Yeah, I don't think Trump fans want to use the words "Pissing the night away."

Larry Hensley - January 21, 2017 - Report this comment

My high school always wanted me to say the speaking part in this song. Although I say give him a chance regardless of your opinion of him (mine is definitely critical), don't just blindly believe the whole time he's president that he'll be great or terrible.

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