Went to some bars
Thought that I’d have brew
And then I had a few
And they were all yellow.

You came along
Said sing a song too
On the karaoke do
But I was too yellow

So then I took my turn
Said lets have an Indian
And it was all yellow

I had skin, I had skin and bones
I was pissed, it tasted beautiful,
I slurred I know, I know I love you so.
I love you so.

I bought a Naan
Peshwari Naan for you
And also Vindaloo
And the rice it was yellow

We had some lime,
Some lime pickle too,
I knew I shouldn’t do
‘Cos I felt yellow

I had skin, I had skin and bones
I was pissed, it tasted beautiful,
In my beer, in my beer I cried
I need more curry inside.

It’s true, I love a vindaloo
I love a vindaloo
I love a vindaloo
I love a vindaloo
I love a vindaloo
And the lime………..


And then I had to go to into the loo
And do a little poo
And it was all yellow