(Verse 1)
As I walk through the alley where I meet my crew mates,
I take a look at my bitch and realise that she's very fake.
But that's just perfect for a Chavvy like me,
You know I wear fancy things like fake Burberry.
At 12:30 in the mornin we're getting pissed,
Drinking loads of vodka whilst you're getting dissed-dick
And I've been drinking and dissing so long that
Even Eminem thinks that I'm a copycat.
I'm a chav of the land; I'm into r n b,
Got a ciggy in my hand and I'm feeling dopey,
But if I finish shagging my whores, and you finish yours,
Then tonight we're gonna party and be breaking all the laws.

(Chorus)
We've been wasting most our lives living in a chavish Paradise,
I smoke marijuana once or twice, living in a chavish paradise,
We don't work and always fight, living in a chavish Paradise,
Stolen goods sold at unfair price, living in a chavish Paradise.


A local boy got beat up at school last week,
We just laughed at him him, and stole his cash, that freak
He shoulda gave us his cash the week before, Coz I couldn't afford twenty quid just to f**k a whore.
But I always punch a Goth though he never deserves it,
A chav with a dick, you know that's just bullshit.
I never wear smart clothes I think I've got a cool hat,
I always walk around town looking like a right twat-dick
If you try to diss me, you'll be shedding tears,
We haven't even paid the council book in 300 years,
But we ain't really hard; we like to think we are,
We're just brainologically impaired.

There's no Goths, no straights, no emo kids, not a single
Skater boy,
Like 50 Cent or Usher, it's as counterfeit as can be,

(Chorus)
We've been wasting most our lives living in a chavish Paradise,
We're just fake and stupid guys, living in a chavish Paradise,
There's always time for sin and vice, living in a chavish Paradise,
I f**k whores; I don't play nice, living in a chavish Paradise

Looking really groggy, stole cash from my brother,
Shagged a whore on Monday, soon I'll shag another
Think you're really solid?
Think you're bling is real?
Well I know I'm a million times as fake as you will ever feel.
I'm the coolest guy that everybody wants to be like
With my crew every night scoring chicks and tryna cause a fight.
So please be fake, and please be cocky,
Or else my homie I might have to give you a major socky!

(Chorus)
We've been wasting most our lives living in a chavish Paradise,
We're all crazy counterfeits, living in a chavish Paradise,
There's loads of cops when we lose fights, living in a chavish Paradise,
But believe me it is shite, living in a chavish Paradise,

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