-> "Disney Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Gangsta's Paradise"
Original Performer:
Coolio ft. L.V.
Parody Song Title:
"Disney Paradise"
The Lyrics
As I'm walking through Main Street when I go through the door
I go to look at my right and see Mickey Mouse there
Well, I've been going on rides and roller coasters so far
And now, my best friend thinks that the day is done
Well, I took a lot of photos with characters that deserved it
And more photos with the characters that no one has heard of
You better choose which you ride you want or where you want to eat
Or you and your friends might be stuck in a line
I really hate to wait, but I got to stay
I don't want to lose my chance to feel like I can fly...
Fool, it's the kind of place where I could stay my whole life
It's a small world tonight, flying on a magic carpet tonight
Been spending most of my life
Living in this Disney paradise
I'm spending most of my life
Staying in this Disney paradise
I keep spending most of my life
Being in this Disney paradise
I am spending most of my life
Living in this Disney paradise
Look at the situation it has me facing
When I go to Cars Land, I'll be driving on the street
So I'm here in Radiator Springs
When I'm watching the movie, feels like I'm in this scene
I'm just the kind of fool with three wishes on his mind
Holding onto the magic lamp where the genie is inside
I've been locked in, stuck here
Making friends quicker
And when the day is done, I'll go back home and keep on dreaming...
Fool, having adventures with these characters in my dreams
Fell through a hole, but I'm fine
What do I do today?
I just came in now
Will I even make it through the door?
Unless I can change this story...
I don't know
Tell me why... it's so... plain hard... to see...
That the villains... are mean... to the characters we meet?
Been spending most of my life
Living in this Disney paradise
You won't even believe your eyes
Once you're in this Disney paradise
I keep spending most of my life
Living in this Disney paradise
I've been spending most of my life
Being in this Disney paradise
1955, it opened
Still makes people happy
Perfect for the family
Perfect for your birthday
Everybody's coming, though half of them are tourists
They're going to the castle, but do they know how to get there?
You might be stuck in lines
Before, you were stuck in traffic
You go to another line
One that hardly has any people
I guess I could wait some more
I think it's a long time until I get to the front, fool!
Been spending most of my life
Living in this Disney paradise
I'm spending most of my life
Staying in this Disney paradise
I keep spending most of my life
Being in this Disney paradise
I am spending most of my life
Living in this Disney paradise
Existed for over... sixty... years
It still... brings fun, you see...
To you and me...
Come on, don't be so... blind... to see...
It's the place... to be
For every boy... and girl...
That's the story of my paradise
That's the story of my paradise
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