Once there was this guy who
Went into the universe where no man had gone before
And when, he finally came back
In San Fran, to save some humpback whales
Spock Vulcan death-gripped an annoying punk
The mid-80's would never be the same again

(Klingon voice)
Shla shla shla shla
Shla shla shla shla

Once, there was this guy who
Had a British accent and a Klingon and an android
And when, Spock finally came back
Sarek died, and the Trekkies were in mourning
And Geordi was a riot
And Worf had a head full of war-orts

Shla Shla Shla Shla
Shla Shla Shla Shla
Shla Shla Shla Shla
Shla Shla Shla Shla

Kirk and Picard finally got to meet
But Kirk died, and we all cried

And then, there was this gal who
Screwed up the whole franchise and now it's getting canceled
And when, they tried to saved it
The Rock guest starred as a Klingon
But the WWF sucks
And who really gives a da-ham?

Shla Shla Shla Shla
Shla Shla Shla Shla

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