Once there was this egg who
Was sitting on a wall and when
He slipped and had a great fall
All the kings servants couldn't put him together again

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Once there was this girl who
Had a little lamb and when
It followed her to school, and all the kids laughed
She couldn't quite explain it, it had always just followed her

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I'm always trying to take a snooze
Reading my favorites from Mother Goose

And then there was this boy who
Sat in a corner eating Christmas pie
And when he stuck his thumb inside it
All he could say was what a good boy am I

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