Once There Was This Horse Race
Featured A Horse Named Hoof Hearted
And When The Announcer Called It
He Said "Who Farted" In Winner Circle
He Didn't Know What He Was Saying
He Said It Too Fast

Once There Was This Boxing Match
Featured A Fighter With His Parents At Ringside
And When He Got Beat Up
His Mom Went Into The Ring
To Defend Him
She Couldn't Quite Explain It
She Shouldn't Have Gone There

Bloopers Are Mistakes For One Year
I'll Laugh And Cry For A While

Once There Was This Game For
Collage Football Charity, But Someone Had A Pants
Problem And Then His Thread Was Loose
There Was Big Pile Of String
Look At This People,He Still Go A Hold Of Him