once there was this boy who
got his hand stuck down the loo
and couldn't pull it back out
and when his arm finally set free
his folks, weren't exactly happy
they sent to his room
and refuse the daft kid supper

mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,

then there was this girl who
decided to chicken when his parents told him not to
and she ran across the road
got hit
by some unsuspecting driver
but now she's lying there
in some A&E clinic

mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,
mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,

they should have learnt
to behave themselves
these stupid kids
are risking thier own health,

and then i knew this one child,
went for this swim in a pond
and drowned to his certain death
and when his parents found out
they cried,
'cos little timmy is dead now
they should have been supervising
and parents can be dumb too....

mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm,
mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

(you get the point of the song really low voice till the end of the song, going aaahhh all the time)