Song Parodies -> "My Head's Split Open"

Original Song Title:

"Arms Wide Open"

Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"My Head's Split Open"

Parody Written by:

Henry Shader

The Lyrics

I got into a fight today
With some guy who is twice my weight
'Cause I got cute and called him gay
He put his fist right through my face
My head's split open
And I don't look right
I've got a messed-up face
And damage to my brain
My head's split open
My head's split open

Well I don't know how I could be
So stupid that I couldn't see
That he'd get mad and take it out on my hide
Beating me within an inch of my life
My head's split open
And I don't look right
I've got a messed-up face
And I'm in so much pain
My head's split open
And I feel mighty strange
Because that thug
Did damage to my brain
My head's split open
My head's split open
There's damage to my brain, ah yeah.
My head's split open--wide open

If I had just one wish
I'd like to get that man
And make him look like me
And maybe break his hands
I'll make him look just like
Somebody did a dance
Upon his stinking face
And split it wide open
'Cause mine's split open
And I don't look right
I've got a messed-up face
And damage to my brain
My head's split open
And I look mighty strange
I need some drugs
To wipe away this pain
My head's split open
My head's split open
There's damage to my brain, ah yeah.
My head's split open--wide open

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