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Song Parodies -> "I'm Afraid of Luigi"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Afraid of Americans"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Afraid of Luigi"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Mario's coming back,Bowser strikes again
Princess Peach is kidnapped,Mario will rescue her
Peach ain't Luigi

I'm afraid of Luigi
Being dressed like a girl
He isn't too scary
To jump real high
Mario's coming back

Mario is running fast and he's jumping high
Mario turns out to be a better guy
Better than Luigi

I'm afraid of Luigi
Being dressed like a girl
He isn't too scary
To jump real high
Mario's coming back

Mario is getting a couple of mushrooms
Mario got huge while on some path to doom
Mario's a hero

I'm afraid of Luigi
Being dressed like a girl
He isn't too scary
To jump real high
Mario's coming back

Peach is no Luigi
I'm afraid of Luigi
Being dressed like a girl
He isn't too scary
To jump real high

I'm afraid of Luigi
Being dressed like a girl
He isn't too scary
To jump real high
Mario's coming back
Stronger than Luigi

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Glenn Walker - May 15, 2024 - Report this comment
I too appeal to Admin to remove the pointless comments. As a heads up, you can skip all that by hitting CNTL-F, and typing in "May 14, 2024". I have to warn you though, Yesterday's comments aren't much better.
Agrimorfee - May 15, 2024 - Report this comment
I will take one-liner silliness responding to TSB's efforts than the novel-lengths inanity of pixels being typed by those entities engaging each other over "Rhythm Steps" .

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