I get lost
In Belize
And I feel
My shaking knees
I run like the wind
God, what country am I in?

Planned a week
Trip to France
Now I want
To crap my pants
Because I don't know
When I am lost
Which way to go.

I don't know how I got next
To Mexico
When I should be overseas.
I must have gotten lost back at the aiport
Cause now I'm lost inside Belize.

Had a hunch
Don't know why
When we turned
Left in the sky.
I've never ever flown,
Now I am out here on my own.

If I can't
Find my way
If the Louvre
Is miles away
I hope I am found
As I am lost inside Belize.

There is only one thing that my eyes can see.
That's the Caribbean Seas.
All I know is that the Eiffel Tower
Is not a stone's throw from Belize.

Well I hope
Out in France
They don't steal
My leather pants
From my luggage
Cause I am lost
Inside Belize.