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Song Parodies -> "Firecrackers"
Original Song Title:
"Lifes Gonna Suck"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Denis Leary
Parody Song Title:
"Firecrackers"
Parody Written by:
Josh 2
The Lyrics
i missed out the talking parts cos i cant b bofered with stupid bits like dati hope u like this completely random parody
i apologise if you take offence to this
i apologise if you take offence to this
Yes firecrackers do blow up, do blow up, do blow up
Yes firecrackers do blow up, if you light them with a match
They will set fire to the lawn
Kill the fishes
Hurt your head
You will be suspended from school
Burn them in the canteen
Neighbours will think there's a war
Grab their gun
Shoot your mum
Neighbours will think there's a war
Think you run Terr'ist School
But they might blow up in your face, In your face, In your face
Your gonna be a bloody mess
Neighbours will think there's a war
Yes firecrackers do blow up, do blow up, do blow up
Yes firecrackers do blow up, if you light them with a match
Now you're in surgery on your back
Talking whack, Are you on crack?
Your gonna end up in a sack
Because your gonna die
Because your gonna die
Yes firecrackers do blow up, if you light them with a match
They will set fire to the lawn
Kill the fishes
Hurt your head
You will be suspended from school
Burn them in the canteen
Neighbours will think there's a war
Grab their gun
Shoot your mum
Neighbours will think there's a war
Think you run Terr'ist School
But they might blow up in your face, In your face, In your face
Your gonna be a bloody mess
Neighbours will think there's a war
Yes firecrackers do blow up, do blow up, do blow up
Yes firecrackers do blow up, if you light them with a match
Now you're in surgery on your back
Talking whack, Are you on crack?
Your gonna end up in a sack
Because your gonna die
Because your gonna die
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Nice work Josh 2. Sadly, I DKTOS, only his " I'm an a$$hole " song.
I don't think explosives are all that funny (they can fry the other person's ears), but the song was well done. I can't agree with what The Amiright Onester gave you. -- MM
(ABC3F) hmm, yes they do blow up - I guess there's not much more to this topic, so well done for finding enough material to stretch it, Josh!
(ABC-3) Um, yeah. Stu's right.
(ABCF3) See above.
Boom!
ABC3F-alright
Not bad, it read well.
(ABC3-F) When I was a stupid kid, I once had some firecrackers and, so did a friend of mine. We thought it would be funny to light them and throw them at each other. At one point, I had lit one and, at the same moment, he threw one at me. I was so focused on avoiding the one coming at me, I forgot about the one in my hand. That stung for a few days. I haven't played that game again. Er....good job here, Josh. 555
(ABC-F) Little pyromaniac, are you?
(ABC) Sulfur, carbon, saltpeter, BOOM!
(ABC3F) Fun idea, Josh...but you seem to have left a bit out! Pretty good effort. 444
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