Song Parodies -> "Shoe Obsession"

Original Song Title:

"Walking in My Shoes"

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Original Performer:

"Shoe Obsession"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I stole this idea from the "Better Names for Current Songs" section

I would tell ya 'bout the thing that's in your shoes
You may need disinfectant too
But I can't help myself with plush
The viscous grease now on your feet
Forbidden deeds that I repeat
Well I think you'd probably start to blush

'Cause now you're walking in my solution
Bears witness of the things I do
And before I come on any protrusions
I'm wanking in your shoes
I'm wanking in your shoes

My spunk is in your footsteps
With the stain and ointments I dripped
And now I'm wanking in more shoes
And now I'm wanking in more shoes

Morality would frown upon
Use Febreze when I am done
No rollerskate's safe from me
But you'll need a towel, when you're immersed
My secretions couldn't have been purer
My trace is easy to see

Now you're stepping in a smearing offense
Piece of mine I leave when I am through
And before you switch to any replacements
I'm wanking in more shoes
I'm wanking in your shoes

My spunk is in your footsteps
With the stain and ointments I dripped
And now I'm wanking in more shoes
And now I'm wanking in more shoes
I'm wanking in your shoes

'Cause now you're walking in my solution
Bears witness of the things I do
And before I come on any protrusions
I'm wanking in your shoes
I'm wanking in your shoes

My spunk is in your footsteps
With the stain and ointments I dripped
And now I'm wanking in more shoes
My spunk is in your footsteps
With the stain and ointments I dripped
And now I'm wanking in more shoes
I'm wanking in your shoes
And now I'm wanking in more shoes
I'm wanking in your shoes

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alvin rhodes - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

disturbingly funny..5s

Rick C - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

What Alvin said and voted (5s)

Red Ant - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Again, DKTOS but trust you on the pacing and is sickly funny. 5s. PS- You wanted to see an Alice parody from me soon, so check todays listings for one. You KTOS. =)

MrMacphisto - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin and Rick. Red, I'll definitely check yours out, and thanks also. :)

AFW - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS...but off the deep end, funny..

MrMacphisto - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW... :)

Michael Pacholek - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment

There's no business like shoe business. I used to sell shoes at Sears after washing out in electronics. Trust me on this one: You can get a better reaction from a woman by selling her a $50 pair of shoes than you can from a man by selling him a $5,000 plasma TV. Imagine that: Pleasing 30 women a day and getting paid for it. Not paid much, but...

MrMacphisto - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Neat story, Michael... You said you used to sell electronics for Sears... My brother happens to do that now. What did you think of it?

unKnownVotress - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment

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COOLIO - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment

PSST

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