-> "Overeating Women"
Original Song Title:
"Indpendent Women"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Overeating Women"
Parody Written by:
Ravelanch
The Lyrics
Question
Tell me what you think about food.
I buy my own chocolate and I buy my own fruit.
Always bring your jelly when you're coming over here.
When it's all over please have one toffee.
Question.
Are you gonna take me for tea?
I would actually prefer to eat Chinese!
I use my own oven and I use my own grill.
Always having salt and pepper on my chips.
Chorus
The Thickened Light cream.
He ate it.
All the margarine.
He ate it.
The CANOLA OIL
He ate it.
Cause I depend on feed.
If I want it,
That huge red herring.
He ate it.
The god damn chicken,
He ate it.
The toast I'm smothering,
He ate it.
I depend on feed.
I depend on feed.
All the women making dim sims,
Throw you hams up at me,
All the daddy's making honey,
Throw your hams up at me,
All the momma's making burgers,
Throw your hams up at me,
All the milkmaids making milkshakes,
Throw your hams up at me.
Girl I didn't know you could eat food like that,
Granty how your angels eat food like that?
Girl I didn't know you could eat food like that,
Granty how your angels eat food like that?
Tell me how you feel about this,
How about Redskins, shapes & liquorice,
I was eating lots of rice to get really fit,
People it ain't easy going on a diet.
Question.
How do you like the spring rolls that I brought,
You know those fortune cookies are we gonna sort?
If your gonna bag some,
Make sure it is a chomp,
That is what I want,
Chorus
The Thickened Light cream
He ate it.
All the margarine.
He ate it.
The CANOLA OIL
He ate it.
Cause I depend on feed.
If I want it,
That huge red herring.
He ate it.
The god damn chicken,
He ate it.
The toast I'm smothering,
He ate it.
I depend on feed.
I depend on feed.
All the women making dim sims,
Throw you hams up at me,
All the daddy's making honey,
Throw your hams up at me, baby
All the momma's making burgers,
Throw your hams up at me,
All the milkmaids making milkshakes,
Throw your hams up at meee.
Girl I didn't know you could eat food like that,
Granty how your Angels eat food like that?
Girl I didn't know you could eat food like that,
Granty how your Angels eat food like that?
Natalie's Child
Why would I go there,
Are you telling me I'm fat,
No one else said anything.
Why Weight Watchers?
Aha
Chorus
All the women making dim sims,
Throw you hams up at me,
All the daddy's making honey,
Throw your hams up at me,
All the momma's making burgers,
Throw your hams up at me,
All the milkmaids making milkshakes,
Throw your hams up at me.
Girl I didn't know you could eat food like that,
Granty how your Angels eat food like that?
Girl I didn't know you could eat food like that,
Granty how your Angels eat food like that?
Fade out.
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