-> "Weakest Link Theme"
Original Song Title:
"Survivor"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Weakest Link Theme"
Parody Written by:
Dr. L
The Lyrics
Now that I voted you off
we're so much better
you thought we'd be nowhere without you
but we're stronger
you thought we couldn't build a bank without you
but we're richer
you thought we couldn't answer a question without you
but we even answer the harder
you thought we couldn't be on a show without you
but we are much wiser
you thought we'd be helpless without you
but we are much smarter
you thought we couldn't say the right name without you
but we're gettin on
you thought we couldn't do well without you
we're gonna make a million
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
you're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin goodbye
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
You're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin good-bye
Thought we couldn't go throughout
we're still winning
I think you'll need to see you'll fall through
go to general vision
you thought we'd fall off the face of the earth without you
ground's still shaking
you thought we'd die without you
we're still kickin
thought we'd fail without you
but we're passin
thought we'd self-destruct
bomb's still not here
in our years to come
we're gonna be better at the weakst link than you ever were
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
you're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin goodbye
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
You're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin good-bye
we wishin you the best
but get out of our contest
we all want success no stress happiness
(we're better than you)
You would have voted us off the show
(we're better than you)
We can't all stay on like family
(we're better than you)
Guess you should have read more than just magazines
(we're better than you)
This is the reality
(we're better than you)
You should have played the weakest link on the net
cause then you could have done better than us
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
you're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin goodbye
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
You're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin good-bye
off (off) off (off)...
After all the times you made a wrong guess
soon comes happiness
If I surround myself with people who can build a bank
I'll gain prosperity
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
you're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin goodbye
You are the weakest link
we just don't want you
you're just not enough
we are much smarter
You are the weakest link
You're not gonna make it
you won't stay on
keep on sayin good-bye
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