Last year in October
Man, I felt bad
Constipation like I've never had
I had 6 hamburgers
And Miller Lite
Pinto beans to digest had me spraying shite

'Cause what I gotta run through
And I don't wanna drool
Well it might make a pool
I got to drop
Some heavy heavy stool
Heavy heavy stool
Heavy heavy stool

My life makes perfect scents
Musty, rude, and pestilence
Chex and raisins and granola mix
Eat them every night and then I'm dropping bricks

'Cause what you're gonna run through
And you don't wanna drool
Yes, if your rectum is cruel
You're gonna drop
Some heavy heavy stool
Heavy heavy stool
Heavy heavy stool

Match lit burns the smell that's strong
When I poo, it takes too long
I'd love some grapes, don't get me wrong
Hey, that's why I'm on the john

My legs will start to quiver
And ringing's in my head
Every time the doctor tries to make my cheeks spread
Well, he says that so far, I just need pills
I wrote a suicide note
When I fin'ly saw the bill

'Cause what you're gonna run through
And you don't wanna drool
Yes, if your rectum is cruel
You're gonna drop
Some heavy heavy stool
Heavy heavy stool
Heavy heavy stool

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Heavy heavy stool