Song Parodies -> "Eating The World"

Original Song Title:

"A Whole New World"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Eating The World"

Parody Written by:

Princess Reachina

The Lyrics

For everyone who loves eating and Disney songs.

I can feed you the world
Oceans, continents, countries
It will give you heartburn that you just can't describe
I can open my mouth
Eat a big bowl of Chile
Then an order of Philly
For a Pennsylvanian vibe

Eating the world
An international point-of-view
Whether it's Monaco
Or Morocco
Gotta make my gut stop growling
Eating the world
A dazzling place I'd like to chew
But when I eat Red Deer
It's crystal clear
Being able to eat the world on a plate with you

Russia casserole
Moscow tastes so divine
Siberian tundra gives me brainfreeze
Open my mouth again
Eat the hills of Mongolia
Llamas of Bolivia
Put my mind at ease

Eating the world
An international point-of-view
Turkey sounds dee-lish
Like a plate of fish
That I would like to start consuming
Eating the world
A dazzling place I'd like to chew
But Winnipeg
Doesn't need a doggy-bag
Being able to eat the world on a plate with you

Feeding myself the world
Danishes from Denwark
Swiss chocolate and Swiss alps taste absolutely yum
Stuffing my mouth to the brim
China to eat off as plates
Peru's Lima beans taste great
No Brussels sprouts from Belgium

Eating the world
An international point-of-view
Munching down on France
Makes me do a dance
Even though my tummy's paining
Eating the world
A dazzling place I'd like to chew
The world is now all gone
But it's been really fun
Being able to eat the world on a plate with you
Being able to eat the world on a plate with you

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The guy who ate the world - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment

mmmmm good.

Diddims - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment

"To eat, or not to eat...." no that's not the question....! "To eat, or to eat more, That is the question... Whether 'tis nobler to suffer The heart palpitations and the broken chairs Of outrageous binges... Or to take twinkies against a sea of troubles, And by opposing, eat them..." Cute parody! More food! Too bad we really can't eat the world...

Blondie - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment

If only eating the world were possible. Pacing was a little off but the idea was great. All in all very funny.

cold_fire77 - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Good song parody. To eat the world would be fun....dunno about the lima beans *barfs* but yeah good job Princess Reachina!

endymionlithuania - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment

FUNNY STUFF Good job Princess Reachina You Rock I felt a stomach ache just reading it... from laughing

Darren gaffney - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment

This song is the best.i enjoy and hope that this song tops off in the number 1 catorgory.My friend who wrote this loves Kalan from canadian idol i do not see what she see's in him but ok. from darren G

Offender - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment

So the other night, I dreamed I was eating the whole world. Then this morning, when I woke up, my blankets were missing...

shallowhal - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

good stuff very very funny cool keep it up

horsecrazy_love - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment

eating the world would be unhealthy

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