-> "A Stoned New World"
Original Song Title:
"A Whole New World"
Original Performer:
Disney - Aladdin
Parody Song Title:
"A Stoned New World"
The Lyrics
[ALADDIN]
I can show you the world
What a trip I can give you
Come on, baby, you know you
Wanna give this bong a try
I can get you so high
I can give you the fever
Girl, are you a believer?
You know, there's no need to hide
A stoned new world
Hallucinations in my mind
And you can taste the stars
With this new grass
It feels just like we're dreaming
[JASMINE]
A stoned new world
I'll put hash brownies in my stew
And when I'm way up here
My mind is clear
Now I'm in a stoned new world with you
(ALADDIN: Now I'm in a stoned new world with you)
Unbelievable high
Indescribable feeling
I'm so wasted I'm reeling
And I think I'm gonna die
A stoned new world
(ALADDIN: Don't you dare give up now)
A hundred thousand drugs to do
(ALADDIN: Take some more, it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back being so drug-free
[ALADDIN]
A stoned new world
(JASMINE: I don't care if we die)
I love the meth, and acid too
(JASMINE: I store dope in my sweater)
I'll smoke it anywhere
Without a care
Let me share this stoned new world with you
[ALADDIN]
A stoned new world
[JASMINE]
A stoned new world
[ALADDIN]
That's where we'll be
[JASMINE]
That's where we'll be
[ALADDIN]
In outer space
[JASMINE]
A magic place
[BOTH]
For you and me...
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