Underground , there's a violent image.
Everyday , like the one before.
Underground , full of screaming people.
Calling out to say......

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

There goes the whipper with his whip like always , the same old blood and spit expell.
Every morning just the same , since this dwelling that I made , in this eternal underground...

Goblin : Good morning Satan.
Satan : Mornin' sir.
Goblin : Where ya off to?
Satan : Weapon shop , I just found the most unnatural sword , with an edge spike on the handle...
Goblin : That's nice. Banshee! The mace sets , hurry up!

Witches : Look there he goes , he's so deranged , no question. Blazed and detracted , can't you tell?
Budha : Never part of any crowd.
Hitler : Cuz' he wears a dark cruel shroud.
Demons : No denying he's the gruesome king of hell.

Guy : Help me!
Satan : Too late.
Guy : I want some water!
Woman : Oh no!
Demon : You pay!
Woman : Please spare my life!
Woman 2 : I SCREAM AND BEG!!!
Prisoned Man : That's apprehensive.
Satan : It's such a boor , dark , deep eternal life.

Grim Reaper : Ah Satan.
Satan : Good morning , I've come to return the sword I've borrowed.
Grim Reaper : Finished already?!
Satan : Oh I couldn't put it down , do you have anything new?
Grim Reaper : ( Evil Laugh ) Not since yesterday!
Satan : That's alright , I'll borrow...this one!
Grim Reaper : That one , but you've burned it twice!
Satan : Well it's my favorite! Cuts off faces , metal ass wipes , fire expells that cinges the skies!
Grim Reaper : Ha ha , if ya like it all that much it's yours.
Satan : But sir?
Grim Reaper : I insist!
Satan : Well thank you , thank you very much!

Klu Klux Klan : Look there he goes , the diabolic ruler. Listen to that uproarious yell.
Demon Women : With a scheming punk goth look.
Demon Men : And the ground we saw that shook.
Demons : Not a puzzle he's the heinous king of hell!

( Satan walks to a vortex that presents what's happening on Earth. Where he shows the image to one of his minions. )

Satan : Ah , isn't this amazing. It's my favorite part because , you'll see......Here's where it's a bit alarming , cuz' he'll now discover thats urine inside his tea!

Martha Stewart : Now it's no wonder he's the 'Prince of Darkness' ,
his clothes are nasty and they smell.
Calvin Kline : But behind that flaring god , I'm afraid his fashion's gone. Full of bones and webs and filthy dust.
Demons : He's definetely old as dust , yes definetely old as dust is hell!

Agent : Whoa! You didn't miss a film Vince Vaughn! Your the greatest actor in the whole world!
Vince Vaughn : I know.
Agent : No star alive stands a chance against you , and no director for that matter.
Vince Vaughn : Of course it's true , and I've got my sights set on that one.
Agent : The Prince of Darkness!
Vince Vaughn : He's the one! The ugly dude who's red and scaly!
Agent : But he's...
Vince Vaughn : The most ruthless god around!
Agent : I know , but...
Vince Vaughn : That makes him the best , and don't I deserve the best!
Agent : Well of course , I mean you do , but...
Vince Vaughn : Right from the moment when I knew him , saw him , I said he's famous and he'd sell. Back on Earth there's only he , who was widely known as me. So I'm making plans to act for him in Hell!

Deceased Girls : Look there he goes , isn't he dreamy! Mr.Vince Vaughn , oh he's so cute! Be still , black heart , it's constant bleeding. He's such a tall , dark , overacting snoot!

Guy : Oh no!
Vince Vaughn : Back off!
Demon : You pay!
Guy : Help me!
Demon Woman : This soul is taken.
Deceased Girl : My rotting face!
Demon : He bleeds.
Demon Woman : He's charred!
Demon : What now?
Vince Vaughn : Excuse me!
Demon : Erase his life.
Vince Vaughn : Please let me through!
Old Woman: This can't...be hell?
Goblin : Those corpse , they smell!
Demon : Your so mistaken.

Satan : It's such a boor , dark , deep eternal sight!
Vince Vaughn : Just watch me make the best film of my life!
Demons : Look there he goes , his viling ways , so brutal! A most inhuman lurked devil! Must be evil and with sin , otherwise you don't get it in. To this gloomy furnaced underworld , a dazzling furnaced underworld , yes ruler of this little world............called Hellllllllllllllll!