-> "We're The Best"
Original Song Title:
"Be Our Guest"
Parody Song Title:
"We're The Best"
The Lyrics
Turkey Breast Turkey Breast
With a little bit of zest
Preheat oven one hundred degrees
A temperature that’s best
Freshly slaughtered
You deserve
That’s the only way to serve
Cooks tremendous
Superstitious
I’m not kidding, It delicious
Honey roasted in advance
And the aroma is a trance
You can have a steak or even chicken breast
Go on come to our venue
The word from our menu
Turkey breast
Chicken breast
Steak and Chips
Our greats chefs
On display
Herbs and tasting attaché
A fresh salad we’ll prepare
All with tender loving care
On your own
Or you’re paired
I’m just visually impaired
Noses sniffing tongues are drooling
While the meal is still just brewing
Salmon smoked, fresh and quick
Salt and pepper from a wick
And it never goes to waste
On that I’ll bet
Come on and seat your ass
Our food is all first class
Its all been blessed
If you're stressed
By the end you’ll be impressed
Lemon zest, we are best, the Wild West
Our deserts are creamy dressed
We offer the best starter
Lemon scampi you can digest
Our spread, is a coup
The French bakers what a group
3 time golden Grammy winner
For best food, we want an Oscar
Cut fresh pork, its surreal
It’s a first class grade A’ meal
Our perfection is a quality obsessed
We’ll get you stuffed for sure
But you will want some more
Chicken Breast
The Lamb Dressed
You’re impressed
Here’s the test! Here’s the test!
Is their any better best?
No skill ignored as sharp as swords
The fine details have all been met
Sending your taste bud free
What you savours good for me
While the waiters take orders in
Cleaners scrubbing, juices stewing
Serving food, piping hot
Puts your tongue right in a not
Eat it up, we want the plates all cleanly licked
You’ve got a lot to chew
What must saliva do
Food that’s dressed
To impress
You digest
Theirs no mess, on your dress, we’re the best
Life is not worth living
For a gourmet chef not serving
He’s not whole without a bowl to stir upon
Ah, those good old days when we were special
Suddenly those good recipes where gone
Our kitchen was entrusting
All those years we spent on studying
Meat to tenderise a chance to use our skill
Most days we call each other assholes
Eating crap and acting lazy
Opened up and now its crazy
No more stress, we have guests
From the menu’s your requests
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With some veal made with ease
Standing all day on our knees
No you don’t want to bowling
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
We’re the best
We’re the best
We’re the best
Please We’re the best
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