-> "Unopened Cases"
Original Song Title:
"Wide Open Spaces"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Unopened Cases"
The Lyrics
Where do you go when your bottle runs out?
Who's opened the fridge, only to strike out?
You need a can full of beer all your own
A case in the basement of your home
One drink goes down and many will follow
A young man's dream: something to swallow
He pulls a can from the inside the chest
And what it holds for him, is Milwaukee's Best
He needs unopened cases
Help forget all his mistakes
He needs new chasers
He checks the freshness date
He opened his beer and he smiled
Wide-mouthed and glistening, he was inspired
So now he tilts his beer can back facing west
And he won't stop chugging till there's none left
He needs unopened cases
Help forget all his mistakes
He needs new chasers
He checks the freshness date
When he asks for beer, his dad yells, "Check the fridge!"
Mom calls from the kitchen and says, "You dribbled a smidge"
She says, It didn't seem like that long ago
When her own folks told her she drank too slow
He needs unopened cases
Help forget all his mistakes
He needs new chasers
He checks the freshness date
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