"Yes, We're Doomed!", or so say Newspapers
don't know what the latest thing is
the headlines, I won't believe them
yes it's true, we're really alright

if we started to believe them
we'd not leave our homes again
the tabloid says that "the end is nigh for sure"
the reality is they're just bored

"Yes, We're Doomed!", or so say Newspapers
and don't you know we're still in deep sh!te
"Yes, We're Doomed!", I think we're wasting
lots of worry here, thats the surprise

if we started to believe them
we'd not leave our homes again
the tabloid says that "the end is nigh for sure"
the reality is they're just bored

SARS and Terror and the mounting Dead
the threat of Armageddon - we're not impressed
"Yes, We're Doomed!" - the papers sales at stake
who knows, one day we might lose interest

I will no longer see
The Latest shocker that The Mail has got
newspaper stories,
can't scare as much not anymore, not anymore