Watching Mister Rogers,getting sick of Cyberchase
Why didn't you enjoy Sesame Street,a kind place
You make us hated Boohbahs,Teletubbies and Arthur
Why I can't even count the good shows I've seen and heard
They were PBS shows,PBS shows
I do even like Buster,who's a friend of Arthur
And Buster sends postcards in his own PBS show
Sometime on Sesame Street,there was Prairie Dawn
She's still on PBS I tell ya,there is nothing wrong
Those were obsessed with Reading Rainbow just the same
But Dragon Tales never make you so angry,it's not insane
PBS shows,PBS shows
You know these children shows that totally come and go
You loved those nonstop,showing on tv,PBS shows

But you know Teletubbies will be pulled off the plug
Even Boohbahs are still kicking to age six and above
Bah,Booh,Bah,Booh
We're going to always be a heap of fun
Barney isn't taking over my body,suffering,suffering,suffering
Everybody's suffering,huh?

Mention Maya and Miguel today,the Spanish words you know
Are said by Rosita she's from Sesame so and so
The PBS shows
You know there's something more than that
PBS shows
You cross Super Grover's path
A pink muppet ain't no match
For those who are watching Maya and Miguel
Friendly as well,cry for no help
Losing patience,not excuseful,PBS shows,a children show syndrome
Some people are singin',no one's bringin'
Something unfair being despair
Numbers,letters,whatever,PBS shows

It's the only place where we see a Sesame spinoff starring Prairie Dawn
What can we do? Only one more thing...
If I'm like Prairie Dawn,I'd be somewhere in Sesame Street
And I'm no stupid,yucky,very hateful human
It's just a PBS show,PBS show
I just want to talk about it,someone could do without it
It won't treat your kids bad,won't you talk back
Not ballistic,not so pathetic
No more crackdowns,nothing's wrong around
PBS shows