Bush, that clever winner, he's done cursed the left, you see.
They're even more hopelessly pissed off since he beat Kerry!
They curse their parking valets ever since the two Johns lost,
Sometimes you hear them compare tax cuts to the Holocaust!
It's those BDS blues; BDS blues!
One hates God, one hates his self; it's a thing they just can't help;
They got those talking-potty-punch-somebody BDS blues!

Some can be easy going, or so I have been told,
But every lefty I meet blows so hard both hot and cold!
When they're afflicted with it, they go stark raving insane;
Even Clinton can't bring them back when he says he feels their pain.
BDS blues, BDS blues!
Sometimes you must forgive them for they care not what they do:
They've got those can't-stop-lying-fact-denying BDS blues!

You know they just can't help it;
They waste their lives on a cause;
But the party's long since over;
Can't change election laws!
Too bad, too bad!
They just never seem to have much fun.
Like the devil's gotten into their party:
Suffering, suffering, suffering!
All of them suffering, huh?

So a righty had to write this song: your friends would be scared to,
'Cause, get the lefties mad enough, and they'll tear you in two.
They're BDS blues!
"We're all for peace, you understand!?"
BDS blues!
You'd better not cross their paths;
A bereaved she-bear's no match
For their teeth-all-clenchin'-don't-you-dare-mention-
Heads-all-swelling-can't-stop-yelling-
Never-grateful-oh-so-hateful
BDS blues!
It hits close to home!
Gets them moods-all-swinging-curses-slinging-
Mention-it-you-will-get-hit-too-
Ranting-raving-misbehaving
BDS blues!

It's just one of the many reasons that I'm glad I will never be one of them.
'Cause these days, they only "know" one thing!
If I were one of them, I'd be set to explode any minute;
I'd be a cranky, far-fringed, unhinged, bitter lefty
With real bad BDS blues!
BDS blues!
That's Bush Derangement Syndrome, and it might hit close to your home;
With those all-war's-bad-curse-out-your-own-dad-
Gone-ballistic-unrealistic-
Constant-showdown-tear-the-whole-house-down
BDS blues!