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Song Parodies -> "I Would Rather Go in a Time Hole"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Be Better Off (In a Pine Box)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Doug Stone

Parody Song Title:

"I Would Rather Go in a Time Hole"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Another fan made PB&J Otter song that could feature me being stuck here doing a noodle dance routine with the otters.
Well, I said, it's finally Friday,
It'd be time to throw a party.
You'd see the guests come bursting in,
Playing all night long.
But when the light starts shining, I knew
We'd get into trouble
Because almost every weekend, the otters came along.

Well, I would rather go in a time hole,
Where it leads me to the future.
Or watch a train go to the station for a ride.
And I think I'd rather try to sail away to find an island.
Than to stay here and noodle dance with otters all the time.

Well, I always thought the weekend might
Be a little better.
I just thought they needed time to
Watch the clouds that fly.
But when I saw the two of them
playing with Baby Butter.
I would play a game or two, then
I'd say my last goodbye.

But, I would rather go in a time hole,
Where it leads me to the future.
Or watch a train go to the station for a ride.
And I think I'd rather try to sail away to find an island.
Than to stay here and noodle dance with otters all the time.

Boy, I would rather go in a time hole,
Where it leads me to the future.
Or watch a train go to the station for a ride.
And I think I'd rather try to sail away to find an island.
Than to stay here and noodle dance with otters all the time.

I can't stay here and noodle dance with otters all the time.
(c) Dfroggy20/Darius Whitehead

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