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Song Parodies -> "Underwear Riding"
Original Song Title:
"Thunder And Lightning"
Original Performer:
Dreamer
Parody Song Title:
"Underwear Riding"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
ladies and gentlemen of amiright, I present to you, another parody of a lost country gem. this time, from 1992!
OS for those who are unfamiliar. (and I'm guessing that's most of you.): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62VfZIn5pE&spfreload=10
please enjoy!
OS for those who are unfamiliar. (and I'm guessing that's most of you.): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62VfZIn5pE&spfreload=10
please enjoy!
wondering if I'll be able to have children one day
I should've taken the warning that they'd be too tight
thought I'd be a stud in tighter clothes, but it's just lame
they burn and chafe, in back, they wedge inside
and if I cum I know I’ll get much worse than just a stain
and they'll split right open if I try to dance
what was I thinking of? guess I really didn't use my brain
what I wouldn't give for some baggy Hammer Pants!
‘Cause This Underwear Riding Sure Don't Bring Me Pleasure
I could blow a hole in the seat if I fart
how’m I still alive with all this pressure?
Oh, Yeah This Underwear Riding’s Crushing My Private Part!
now I believe I've found sense enough to throw these clothes away
and I’m going to buy bigger at the store
but tonight, the stores are closed, and I’m just gonna have to pray
‘cause this fashion, tighter clothes, I can't take anymore!
‘Cause This Underwear Riding Sure Don't Bring Me Pleasure
I could blow a hole in the seat if I fart
how’m I still alive with all this pressure?
Oh, Yeah This Underwear Riding’s Crushing My Private Part!
‘Cause This Underwear Riding Sure Don't Bring Me Pleasure
I could blow a hole in the seat if I fart
how’m I still alive with all this pressure?
Oh, Yeah This Underwear Riding's Crushing My Private Part! (fade out.)
I should've taken the warning that they'd be too tight
thought I'd be a stud in tighter clothes, but it's just lame
they burn and chafe, in back, they wedge inside
and if I cum I know I’ll get much worse than just a stain
and they'll split right open if I try to dance
what was I thinking of? guess I really didn't use my brain
what I wouldn't give for some baggy Hammer Pants!
‘Cause This Underwear Riding Sure Don't Bring Me Pleasure
I could blow a hole in the seat if I fart
how’m I still alive with all this pressure?
Oh, Yeah This Underwear Riding’s Crushing My Private Part!
now I believe I've found sense enough to throw these clothes away
and I’m going to buy bigger at the store
but tonight, the stores are closed, and I’m just gonna have to pray
‘cause this fashion, tighter clothes, I can't take anymore!
‘Cause This Underwear Riding Sure Don't Bring Me Pleasure
I could blow a hole in the seat if I fart
how’m I still alive with all this pressure?
Oh, Yeah This Underwear Riding’s Crushing My Private Part!
‘Cause This Underwear Riding Sure Don't Bring Me Pleasure
I could blow a hole in the seat if I fart
how’m I still alive with all this pressure?
Oh, Yeah This Underwear Riding's Crushing My Private Part! (fade out.)
thanks for reading!
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Have you tried boxers? 555!
of course! boxers are my underpants of choice! thanks 4 the 5s! :)
Gotta protect the boys down there. Tightness and heat will kill your count! 5's
^ thanks, mate! also, I still wish my name was half as cool as yours! :)
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